‘Get out of Things’ Archives
How To Get Your Girlfriend To Break Up With You
1. Tell her she reminds you of your mother. Gently place your head on her shoulder and give her the best childlike angelic face you can. 2. Put on some Depends when she is not around. Then the next time you are changing, let her "accidentally" see them. "Realize" she has discovered them and sneak off to the bathroom to change. 3. [...]
How a Man can get out of Diapering the Baby
Offer to diaper the baby. Begin walking the baby out of the room. Act as if you have forgotten something, turn around and grab a roll of paper towels. Pass the baby’s room and place the baby on the new master bedroom comforter. Say rather loudly to the baby, “Now wait here just a minute. I have to get the deodorant spray.” Do not [...]
How to get out of Doing the Dishes
Show no resistance when you are asked to do the dishes. Show a “can do” attitude to your partner as you slowly walk to the sink. Look puzzled as you view both the dishes, the soap and the dishwasher. However, be sure to appear in deep thought and be completely oblivious to the fact that you are being watched. Only allow a faint trickle [...]