- Offer to diaper the baby.
- Begin walking the baby out of the room. Act as if you have forgotten something, turn around and grab a roll of paper towels.
- Pass the baby’s room and place the baby on the new master bedroom comforter.
- Say rather loudly to the baby, “Now wait here just a minute. I have to get the deodorant spray.” Do not leave your baby unattended. Just make it sound like that.
- Pull some paper out of the printer and rip it slowly. Begin to make gagging noises.
- Say “OH NO!” really loudly.
- Call out to your wife, “What color is this supposed to be?”
- Throw the dirty diaper in the master bedroom trash can.
- Put on the new diaper sideways. Gently tuck a bit of toilet paper in to the side of the diaper, allowing it to trail behind the baby.
- Smile at a job well done as you hand the baby back to your wife.
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