1. Tell her she reminds you of your mother. Gently place your head on her shoulder and give her the best childlike angelic face you can.
2. Put on some Depends when she is not around. Then the next time you are changing, let her “accidentally” see them. “Realize” she has discovered them and sneak off to the bathroom to change.
3. Order a Shirley Temple every time you go out to dinner.
4. Ask her often, “Do you have a sister?” Look eager for an answer. When she tells you that you have already asked her that, look down and say, “Oh.”
5. Let her catch you watching Project Runway.
6. Ask her if she knows what the Rapture is. Tell her you think you should always drive. While driving, jump every time you see a flash of light.
7. Place a few issues of Oprah throughout your house.
8. Ask her how it feels to be a woman. Often.
9. Find her high school yearbook. Memorize several of the male names from her class. Every week or so, ask her accusingly when she last saw or heard from one of them. Ask if you can check her text messages to be sure she isn’t lying to you.
10. Rummage through her lingerie drawer as she is walking in to the room. Allow her to hear you mumble, “That won’t fit… that won’t fit…”
LOL, I have to say the on the internet dating or electronic dating has come a hell of a way from the days of easy chat rooms. Far more and much more people are turning to on-line dating internet sites to screen prospective dates.