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Top Ten Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?  I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage. How do you keep a baby from running in circles?  Nail its other foot to the floor. What’s brown and gurgles?  A baby in a casserole. What sparks, is purple and bangs on glass?  A baby in a microwave. What has four legs and an [...]

How a Man can get out of Diapering the Baby

Offer to diaper the baby. Begin walking the baby out of the room.  Act as if you have forgotten something, turn around and grab a roll of paper towels. Pass the baby’s room and place the baby on the new master bedroom comforter. Say rather loudly to the baby, “Now wait here just a minute.  I have to get the deodorant spray.”  Do not [...]