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How To Get Your Girlfriend To Break Up With You

1.  Tell her she reminds you of your mother.  Gently place your head on her shoulder and give her the best childlike angelic face you can. 2.  Put on some Depends when she is not around.  Then the next time you are changing, let her "accidentally" see them.  "Realize" she has discovered them and sneak off to the bathroom to change. 3.  [...]