There is no other way to say it. There have been some Bad Idea Barbies. Here is our top ten list of the worst Barbies ever made.
- Forever Barbie Doll with Tanner the Dog. Make that Tanner the Pooping Dog! Yes, feed Tanner some dog biscuits and he will make some biscuits of his own. Then watch Barbie scoop the poop with her magnetic scooper! Are those poopies scratch and sniff?
- Alfred Hitchcock The Birds Barbie. What are those birds DOING to Barbie?! Here little Sally, I bought you a Barbie that has birds on full attack. Oh, don’t be scared, they won’t eat much!
- Little Red Riding Hood Barbie and Wolf. Goth Little Red Riding Hood Barbie is sporting some lovely fishnets with her shorty-short blood red skirt and Vampira cape. And seriously… the wolf? What the….??!
- Barbie Spirit Doll. Barbie is cheering the team on with legs that are skinnier than her arms. She somewhat resembles a woman in her 60’s after a few too many ciggy’s and surgeries. We truly believe Ken is actually her female lover by the looks of that face. Hey, where are you going to put that football!
- Barbie I can Be a Baby Sitter Playset. This packaging boasts, “Features Toilet flushing sound and dirty/clean toilet change.” We aren’t certain what a “dirty/clean” toilet change is, but by the looks of Skipper’s face, we probably don’t want to know. Also included? “Babysitter doll, toilet, sink and stool.” They should have skipped the stool.
- Midge, the Pregnant Barbie Doll. Later to have a ring painted on her finger, poor Midge is so pregnant she is just about to explode! With those baby arms sticking straight out, Barbie is going to have a rather rough birth!
- Barbie I Can Be: Sea World Trainer Doll. Is that a poker of some kind in her hand?! “Barbie doll is ready for the show wearing a sparkling wetsuit.” Would that be sparkling like the shimmering scales of a bait fish? If only they had been able to predict the future. Sea World FAIL.
- The Butterfly Art Barbie. That tattoo must have HURT. Hey, let’s turn her over and see what’s on the back!
- Slumber Party Barbie. This plush Barbie came with a scale reading 110 pounds and a book entitled, “How to Lose Weight.” Our favorite diet advice? “Don’t eat.” Niccce.
- Harley Davidson Barbie. Black leather, silver studs, WORKING zipper (We’re just sayin’), black legging and biker boots. The creepiness of Ken’s stare is what put this Barbie on the list!
And as an added bonus, we give you the Worst Barbie Ever Made, in video.
Introducing Growing Up Skipper. All we can say is, “Thank goodness the girl is wearing pants.”
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OMG where did you find these, lol. you gotta love the prego Barbie, now I am wondering who knocked her up. I heard Ken was having an affair with GI Joe
Skipper and Barbie purchased some donated sperm from Michael Jackson so they could have this little bundle of joy!
It’s kind of stupid to have Alfred Hitchcock, and Barbie Spirit Doll on this list, both are collector series dolls and aren’t meant for kids.
The Barbie Doll you show as the Pregnant Midge is not a Barbie Doll at all. I suggest you get the actual doll and post its picture here instead of using this knock-off version of what was a rather nice Midge Doll. If you look at this doll you have pictured, you will not find “Mattel” anywhere on it.
Thanks for your poor reporting skills.
These are all very funny! Seriously Stephanie and Nina…it’s just for fun! Man over Board, Midge married Todd…she’s the pregnant one, not Barbie…gotta laugh!