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Tuesday February 7th 2012

The Top Ten Worst Named Cars

Hummer

hummer picture

Let’s just not go there.

Chevrolet Luv Truck

Luv Truck

Did any dudes really drive one of these?

Toyota Yaris

picture of yaris

This sounds like something you hear after a long night of binge drinking!

Kia Forte Koup

forte-koup

You spell Coupe how?

Isuzu VehiCROSS

picture of vehicross

How many Isuzu dealers will get tired of capitalizing CROSS?

Hyundai Equus

Equus Picture

Is this pronounced Eh-Qwus?

Dodge Dart Swinger

swinger car

Oh Yea, BABEE!  Alright, so maybe we like this one.

Volkswagen Touareg

bad car name

A tongue twister for sure.  Ten points to anyone who can tell us how this is pronounced!

Ford Probe

probe car

Ouch.

Chevy Nova

nova in spanish

No Va means “it doesn’t go” in Spanish.  Oops!

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2 Responses to “The Top Ten Worst Named Cars”

  1. Well I made the list cuz I gots a Yaris and no matter the funny name I love it at the gas pump. Now what the heck is the matter with Swinger? I think that’s a goodie ;-) but then again I’m a guy, what do you expect?

  2. Unplugged says:

    We LOVE the swinger, as a matter of fact! And the Yaris? OK, I’m jealous.

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